Me, Myself & I
Jessica Needs To Learn Something

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I can’t help but look at Jessica Lowndes’ boobs and feel like it’s probably suffocating in there. Of course she looks absolutely gorgeous with that pretty dress, but honestly, I just wished she learned that there is something called a BIGGER cup size. I’d give her an A for effort though!

Megan’s Missing Something

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No doubt Megan Fox was the best dressed celebrity on Sunday’s Teen Choice Awards, but sometimes, I can’t help but feel that she needs to go back to the same skin tone she was in while starring in Transformers.

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Novak Djokovic is what you call a REAL Serbian sensation.

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Novak Djokovic is what you call a REAL Serbian sensation.

Carla Bruni’s The Best First Lady

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Carla Bruni has just put Michelle Obama to shame. Hell, she’s put all first ladies to shame looking uber hot in that bikini!

My favorite part of buying condoms is when the checker says have a good night. Oh, I will.
Ryan from Rhino Droppings (via twism)

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Here we have it. This is Heath Ledger’s final gig before his accidental overdose last year. Heath passed away halfway while shooting his role in Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus, but thankfully, Jude Law, Johnny Depp and Colin Farrell agreed to step in to help complete his final work. The movie hits theaters on October 16 so, hopefully, it does live up to everyone’s expectations.

Just Another Day For Paulina

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I am kinda dissapointed with Paulina Porizkova. Not because of the fact that she doesn’t do anything to improve her star status, but because she does everything else to pull it down. This time, she was recently seen topless on a beach with two really weird dudes. Don’t believe me, click here.

RIP: Eunice Kennedy Shriver

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Eunice Kennedy Shriver, the sister of John Kennedy, mother of Maria Shriver and the founder of the Special Olympicsh passed away earlier today at the age of 88. Her family had gathered at the Cape Cod Hospital in Hyannis, Massachusetts, last week to say their goodbyes. One thing I’ll miss about Eunice is how close I’ve seen her relationship with Maria was — I thought that pretty much influenced the foundation of every single mother and daughter relationship out there. Click here to read the Shriver family’s statement.

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Tom Brady is hot. But I’m afraid I can’t say the same thing for his Details Magazine spread this time around. I love you Tom, however, if you stop taking pretty photos, you’re going to make me pay more attention to Gisele Bundchen and forget about you.

Pay Attention To A Bollywood, Hollywood

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Cameras were flashing for Angelina Jolie at the premiere of Inglourious Basterds, but really, the best dressed celebrity of the night should be Mallika Sherawat. I don’t really know how she is acting-wise, but if she can wear a dress like that flawlessly, she may very well be my new best friend.